zeros...

read a "disturbing" news report on wanbao last sunday... which i found was also featured on BT. so what was so disturbing about the report? not some gruesome murder or political problem etc... it was simply a report on a certain billionaire singaporean. yep, B-I-L-L-I-O-N-A-I-R-E. just how many zeros are there in a billion????........ NINE! - 1,000,000,000.... even my calculator cannot accomodate 9 zeros... mind you, IF i ever won Toto, it would only be a tiny fraction of what he has! he has a whole block of apartment all to himself, plus his fleet of TEN flashy cars.... even if he spent $10k a DAY, it can last him about 277 years. that's how rich he is. and that's only assuming he has ONE billion. apparantly he has around two...

yes, i am sour (and bo-liao for doing my calculations)... it's just too mind boggling how filthy rich some people are...

....meanwhile, back to my toto dream...

here's the news article should you decide to be sour too. (in case u're wondering, even my wordings are green with envy...)

http://www.straitstimes.com/Free/Story/STIStory_143578.html

stuck

i can't wear some of my rompers anymore!!! they get stuck at my head!!!

momma said : "tt's cos u have a 'tua-tow' like me!"

ooohhh...

... tv.......

cousin

here's me chilling with my handsome cousin... notice how rather uncomfortably seated i am in uncle dan's lap...

million durians

my good friend's mama got robbed by a bloody snatch thief y'day in broad daylight! how dare he target an old lady pushing a pram!!! thank god they're ok...

...may the (@*&#$^!@#(^ man be flooded with a million durians in his arse....

squiggly wiggly

i opened up the new tube of medication for my ear and pressed it. seeing that nothing has come out of it, i pressed it a few more times. voila, the cream finally oozed out... but the problem is it wouldn't stop!!! it just kept streaming out of the tube at amazing speed and i had to keep trying to catch it on the cotton tip... i tried stopping the flow by blocking the tip but no... it just kept going on and on and on and on... til i had a messy strings of cream hanging on the cotton tip and much more has flopped onto the ground!!!... i swear this tube has a life of it's own!




btw, this is just the tip of the iceberg... =p

urgghhhhhh.........

lump lump go away...

hee, seems like i'm having lotsa "medical" problems nowadays... i'm a problematic child.

just went for a minor surgery y'day to remove a keloid on my left ear lobe. i had an ear piercing long time ago and it got a little infected at some point. being the vain pot as i am, i continued to put on and take off earrings. so the infected area grew a tiny little lump and the tiny little lump soon grew to a not-so-tiny-little-lump after... took years before i took action. got referred to ENT specialist to get it removed.

thot was a very simple surgery but it came with the full works... little surgery theatre, surgical gowns, attending surgical nurse and those scary looking surgical tools... plus they made me lie in the freezing theatre for so long while waiting for the doctor to come! started getting the jitters when the doc finally arrived. luckily they covered my head, leaving only the ear exposed. after a few painful injections, my ear was numb. can't feel anything but was still rather nervous. the doc told the nurse to gel my hair back with KY jelly and even jokingly said she can use the whole tube and i won't be charged for it! hmmm, so tt's wat KY jelly is for huh??? kekekek...

in all, the surgery took half hour or so. saw the removed keloid and it was gross!!! ew...

the pain came in after the anaesthesia wore off... and it was still bleeding a bit... next week gonna go back to remove the stitches... can't wait for it to heal so that i can look at my lump-free ear again!!!

all swelled up...

i have a toe problem that's been plaguing me for awhile... one of my toes will swell up at some point in time, for no reason. then it will go away in a day or two. then it comes back... to another toe. big toe, third toe, left feet, right feet... it drives me nuts cos it keeps me awake at nite with the throbbing pain... it woke me up at 5am today and my girl wasn't even awake yet!

throb throb throb... damn...

Hair, There & Everywhere

damn, i'm losing hair like there's no tomorrow!!!

was going to post an example of how much hair i'm losing, but think it'll look like a scene right out of a horror movie!

lift yr head up high!

ok, this is really cheap thrill but my girl finally managed to get her big head high while lying on her tummy... a bit late but better than never!!!

HIYA!

thousand fleas

may the person who found the phone be infested with a thousand fleas in his ass...

$#^Q&($%@!($!^

i'll be watching u...

got woken up this morning by kayla going "Aye! Aye! Aye", each time getting louder...

turned around and saw her staring straight at us...




think she was trying to wake us up...

oh, and she's turned 90 degrees in her cot.

toy

how many?

how many fingers can i put in my mouth???? hmmm....

four!!!

see???? (you can't see the forth though...)

first laughter

we heard kayla's laughter for the first time y'day...
pure baby happiness that sounded so melodious!
...we lost ourselves in her laughter...